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January 09, 2014


Pregnant woman attacked roommate over butter

You know the state.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, Chris Elzi and Chuck Cody)


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Aggravated buttery?
Margarinely justified?
Assault with a dairy weapon?
I'm out...

Well, pregnant women are more moody and emotional than usual but no reason to attack

Weird things can happen to a woman in that state (Florida).
My wife was morning-sick for over ten months, at least.
That's right-her pregnancy exceeded the bounds of time and space.

Never provoke a pregnant woman, especially over food.

What kind of moron leaves the butter on the stove? You know that big, cold box in the kitchen? It's called a refrigerator. Try using it. Sometimes I get a little hormonal too. Any of you blog guys have a problem with that?

This is totally justifiable. I grew up on margerine and bought 2 lbs. of butter with my first paycheck (at 15) and would have killed anyone who touched it.

And don't even get me started on peanut butter.

At the trial, do you think they will spread some on English muffins and then put on some orange marmalade and pass them out to the jury ? I should've been a defense attorney !

Yes I know the state - the state of PREGNANCY. I'm surprised the roommate made it out alive.

A pissed-off, pregnant redhead. LOOKOUT!

Deputies said Feagley told them her rage is due to hormones from her pregnancy and that she is diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder, but hasn't been taking her medication during her pregnancy.

Schizoaffective disorder? Is that the same as "redhead", bonmot?

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