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December 09, 2013

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

A Georgia woman says a casual fling grew into a full-fledged love affair after her beau shot in her in the leg with a hunting rifle, according to a local report.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

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Now when he calls her 'dear,' she will dive to the floor shouting, "don't shoot."

d'oh!pe

Big bang; teary.

He asked her out and she said, "I'm game"

Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down

And I've been wasting money on flowers.

poker, there ought to be a law against transmission of Nancy Sinatra earworms.

Anyone know Tom Lehrer?

He went out and shot the maximum
The games law would allow:
Two game wardens, seven hunters,
And a cow

Was his name Ernest T. Bass?

*gets back on the geeer bus*

If they weren't already a couple, why was she hanging out at his mom's house?

Sounds like she has a boo-beau.

He admits being high on drugs, she walks into the woods during hunting season, and he fires at her, not noticing she wasn't a deer, and firing toward the house....holy...

They should not be allowed to reproduce -
Step the f*ck away from the ovaries.

Annie: The epilogue to this sad story would be that they relocated their trailer to Norfolk, Va.

She probably stepped in some deer-doots (That goes back on this blog at least 8 or 9 years!) and said "Oh, shoot!"

So he did.

And, as the doctor said in that old joke: "She would have been a heck of a lot better off if he hadn't gutted her!"

"Is that a rifle in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

Aye, Annie. A pity he missed.

She had a disarming smile, but clearly that didn't help.

It was a simple misunderstanding. He was hunting when he found her. Being new to hunting, he was confuse as to what he should do next.
'Are you game' he asked?
'Yes' she said.
So he shot her....

Ms. Flukey: Tom Lehrer rocks! None better.

I know, Meanie. Actually spoke to him on the phone once. Proudest day of my life. :)

I just went a looked up Tom Lehrer, too funny!

Not often does one meet a man of his caliber.

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