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December 09, 2013

THE NEWS FROM GHANA

Snake bites man’s penis

This has been the News from Ghana.

(Thanks to W. von Papineau and Unholy Slacker)

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I would make a comment about trouser snakes, but that would be too tasteless fro a family friendly blog.

This country is in our group for the World Cup. I hope they don't take their snakes to Brasil.

Sprinkler head, now?

...he initially thought the pain he felt was normal...

You're doing it wrong!


Bitten person, "So what did the doctor say?"

Bitten person's friend on phone to hospital ER doctor, "He says you are going to die."

Family feud.

Nkrumah told Ali Baba, host of the show that, he initially thought the pain he felt was normal until he saw the black snake lying just beneath him.
If he thought the pain was normal he may need a shot, or twelve, of Penicillin.

"... shouts of “snake, snake, snake, ...”

Snake: "Human, human, human! And guess what he tried to do to me!"

Anybody remember Woody Allen's 'Bananas'? "Suck out the poison! Suck out the poison!"

"Kwabena Nkrumah was attending to nature’s call at a public toilet facility in a deplorable state...."

If he thought the pain was normal, I suspect both were in a deplorable state.

what a pussy, grab the dang snake and BBque it. Amurica!!!

Most states in Ghana seem to be at least somewhat deplorable. Of course, given where I persist in living, that's kind of a pot/kettle thing.

And what pray tell was he doing with the snake in question?

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