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December 15, 2013


Boy, 11, Arrested For Punching Grandmother In Face After She Refused To Buy Him Toy At Department Store

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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Find the nearest flagpole and stick his tongue to it. Then tase his nasty ass.

Teach grandma how to strike back! No, not with hitting, but with shopping.

Coal is too good for this kid! Take him to Kohls on Dec. 26th. Two or three hours of standing in line ought to condition his character.

The child needs to learn to make better choices.

Next Christmas, the orphanage.

Time for an early affluenza defense

Anybody want to bet Mommy and Daddy went back and bought him the toy? I wouldn't give him the time of day.

I have worked with kids like this. Somebody needs to press charges and throw the book at him, which is the only way he might be turned around.

Bet he wanted Rock 'em Sock 'em robots.

I had a family walk out on me once when they asked me how to discipline a 12-year old who had never been disciplined before... I said the truth, "You are about ten years too late.." Pissed them off royally.

To quote me talking to my older daughter about 25 years ago, "This is going to hurt you a lot more than it does me or I wouldn't do it."
And it did.

A special carol just for this fine lad....

On the twelfth Day of Christmas, my Grandma gave to me:

12 Gangstas Whupping
11 Linemen Stomping
10 Cops Nightsticking
9 Ladies Gouging
8 Maids a-Kneeing
7 Pit Bulls Biting
6 Donkeys Kicking
- 5 Swirliees!!! -
4 Mauling Birds
3 Wrenched Necks
2 Black Eyes
And a cartridge inserted rectally

Hanna you were absolutely right in what you said. Bravo!

That kid needs serious help.

Cute kid. Give him life.

Once my son decided that he was going to pitch a fit in the store. Well, I took him to he parkiing lot and brought him to Jesus.

He never did it again.

This kid parents need a whooping.

bravo to meanie, and a hearty snork and a high five to ubetcha. that was perfect.

A kid who has no inner boundaries against hitting his grandmother in the face has problems that are far deeper than a good whooping will cure. People should have to get a license and classes to have kids, like you do for driving a car. Just sayin..

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