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November 02, 2013

THE WEST: STILL WILD

When the victim slapped Burton in the face and pushed him down, Burton allegedly went and grabbed his chain saw from his truck, started it up, and brought it into the bar.

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)

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Come on, come on, come on
Come on now touch me, baby
Can't you see that I am not afraid

"Wait here."

- Jim 'Stinky' Morrison

See? Saw!

Never bring a chain saw to a slap fight ... or, wait a minute. Actually, that doesn't sound like a bad idea. But make sure it's got fuel.

Somehow The Nevada Chainsaw Massacre doesn't have quite the right tone.

Now Florida Chainsaw Massacre...

He should have used a tree-cutting beaver. They don't stall.

I'm surprised that no-one's picked up on the sidebar story "Thieves Steal Nearly $400K In Walnuts From Escalon Farm". Apparently it's just the latest in a series of walnut thefts, and they "have no suspects".

Local squirrels aren't talking, but they are giggling madly...

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