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October 16, 2013

WHY THERE ARE MORE FISH THAN PIGS

Bacon lowers sperm count, fish improves it

(Thanks to Jay Brandes and Ron G.)

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"Harvard University. President's office. May I help you?"

"No, I'm sorry. He's in a meeting. Some gentlemen from the pork processing industry, I believe."

"Yes, it's something about endowing a new library. Can I take a message?"

I heard this on CBS This Morning show...so most guys who will be eating bacon call this a win/win situation.....

Well, DUH! How do you think the little guys learn to swim so well? Fish are better swimmers than pigs.

A new study shows that eating bacon can lower a man's chances of getting a woman pregnant. Scientists are calling it alarming. Men are calling it a win-win.

A quote from a late night show.

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