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October 31, 2013

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Cushing man gets jail for striking estranged wife with genitalia

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Fred E. Thomas pleaded guilty to 180 days in jail with all but five days suspended and was placed on probation for a year for domestic violence assault and indecent conduct.

How does one plead "Guilty to 180 days in jail" ... ?

Sloppy "journalism" is alive and well, Down East ...

I haven't gotten as far as the grammar, O. I'm still trying to envision a scenario that doesn't involve the request, "Okay...hold still now."

Did not read the article-whose genitalia are we talking about?

Pimp-slapped?

File this under " Headlines we prayed we'd never see " .

HAR!!! (@ Betsy) ...

Well, I got stopped by the egregiousness of the sinful syntax ... but now that y'all mention it ... hmmmmmmmmmmm ... yup, gotta wonder why anybuddy would sit still for such ...

She should have just taken a bite out of crime.

*snork* @ 'Bangor Daily'

anger and penis management.

Assault with a dead weapon?

Genitalia...isn't that the weird coffee they keep advertising? Almost as expensive as Starbucks...

I wonder why she was estranged.

Obviously, it happened in the summer. He could never have pulled off the crime once the cold weather set in.

Assault with a friendly weapon.

If this woman leaves her husband and goes to Pakistan, She will be treated like a slave and not be heard from again. Which may be for the good, based on how she treated her husband.

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