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October 14, 2013

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Juliet's breast disfigured 'from too much touching'

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Pervs.

Been there but did not feel the need to, well, feel.

What must they be doing to poor Romeo's package?

but soft, what light through yonder hooter breaks?
It is some holes, and Juliet is the hon
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
who is already sick and pale with grief
That thou her breast art far more rubbed than she:

Isn't it hinted she's 12? Not only are these weirdos feeling up a statue, but they are feeling up a statue of a kid.

If I had a nickel...

Elon,

It's outright stated that she's 12.

This Florentine pig has the same problem.

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