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October 20, 2013

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE FLORIDA LICENSES

A WOMAN has been charged after police allegedly caught her driving while a man lay on her car bonnet dressed in a dinosaur onesie.

(Via Tim Blair)

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Okay, I give up -- what does hoon legislation have to do with wearing a dinosaur onesie?

I'm sure I'm not alone in saying we need a Hoon Law here too just to deal with the likes of Ted Cruz and Florida Large Animal Veterinarian turned Congresshoon (again, ISIANMTU) Ted Yoho.

More importantly, where does one get an adult-sized dinosaur onesie?

'Hoon legislation' ?

hoon knew?

"...the man still lying on the bonnet, smoking a cigarette, dressed in a dinosaur onesie and wearing a snorkel."
Boy, does that take me back.

Steve, pictures or it didn't happen!

Australian headline writers have more fun.

A Ford Falcon??? Didn't they stop making them in the early 60's?

The wonderful land of Oz!

i really dont need to know this.

What is the problem, officer?

Hooning is a primarily Commonwealth term for driving recklessly. Despite the best efforts of the Jalopnik blog, you don't hear it over here all that much.

Can you use it in a sentence?

Yes. "I'm takin' me new Yam nort' for a hoon up the Highlands, ain't I?"

Can you use it in a sentence we can understand?

Yes. "I am running for the House of Representatives."

hoo ning wbagnfa dr. seuss chinese restaurant

NC, I guess I have a daguerreotype around somewhere.
That was a while back.

Rule 34. That is all.

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