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October 11, 2013


Woman jailed on drug charges after feminine hygiene hijinks in Stuart

You know the state.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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First it was the Thin Mints Melee, now this.

A couple of years ago there were news stories about the wacky new trend of vodka-soaked tampons. I remember thinking, "ew." I do not remember thinking "gateway drug."

I might have mistaken her for one of the gentlemen at the gentleman's club.

Perhaps on this blog, but somewhere I saw an advertisement for "booze tampons" which were actually little vials for holding small amounts of booze.
Shaped like tampons with paper wrappers.

Feminine Hygiene Hijinks broke up, but some members
are actually reforming a new band, callled Somewhere
Ladies Untie Tradition (or SLUT)....

She opened her bag and the officer saw a plastic bag with suspected doobage inside.
Suspected doobage?

"Marijuana typically is green and smoked, while tampons typically are not green and are not smoked."
Now you tell me!

If you ever do light up a Tampax by mistake, it'll make a lasting memory.

dooby dooby dooo

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