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October 04, 2013

UPDATE ON THE SQUIRRELS' ONGOING EFFORT TO INFILTRATE HUMAN SOCIETY AND THEN DESTROY IT

Now they've taken up golf.

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

 

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If only it had been a gopher... so many Caddyshack lines, so little time.

Maybe if a Burmese Python had dropped from the tree, the reaction might have been a little different.

I'm all right...

IS THERE NOTHING SACRED!?

An anthropologist takes a grad student along on a trip to study a remote tribe. They arrive in the middle of a festival, and all the locals are dancing around a big stone zero. The student says "Is their nothing sacred?"

Disclaimer: I stole that gag from the New Yorker, back when their gags were worth stealing.

When the forefathers put in the constitution that officials must protect the people from enemies within and without, they precisely had squirrels (and traitors) in mind. When top Golfers team with a
squirrel...well, in Texas, men have hanged for less.
Or so I hear.

Revised Code of Ohio 1531.02:

"No persons shall at any time of the year take in any manner or possess any number or quantity of wild animals, except such wild animals as the Revised Code or division orders permit...."

Where's homeland security enforcement when you need it?

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