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October 30, 2013

THIS JUST IN

Google Earth shows phallic-looking church in Dixon, USA

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(Thanks to ligirl, Unholy Slacker and ubetcha)

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A bit of Peyronie's going on there

Time to pre-emptively fire up the ol' turbo-powered handbasket.

Jesus is always happy to see you!

Dixon claims to be the birthplace of Ronald Reagan, by the way.

Needs more trees surrounding the parking lot end of the building.

Can it also be spelled, "Dickson?"

Waiting for someone to say, "He is risen."

Let us praise God.

O Lord. Ooh, You are so big. So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You. Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and barefaced flattery. But You are so strong and, well, just so super.

Amen.

the church is a firm foundation

And, now, please rise and join in singing "Under the Weight of the Wood."

And don't ask what he was doing on the seventh day.

It's not in anything. If you know what I mean.

The also have a special recruiting plan for military
personnel:

Army, Marines, Air Force, and Sea Men always welcome!

(Nudge Nudge Wink WInk)

I am getting writers cramp here with my "Going to Hell" list.

"Pastor Richard Rison of the Holy Boner Church was unavailable for comment..."

North is at the bottom in the image provided.

We will now sing our favorite Christmas Carol, "Oh Come all ye Faithful."

"Come to the church in the wildwood..."

Thy rod and thy staff comfort me

We are all going to H-E-double-limp-wieners.

And Westboro is reported today to have had a massive communal stroke.
Which, ironically, straightened out that church.

My favorite local band is named Amish Warfare. but I think Phallic Looking Church would be better.

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