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October 18, 2013

THIS JUST IN

Penis biter Jason Martin jailed for eight years after row over loud music

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and DaninTustin)

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“You also set out to humiliate him by taking hold of his penis and testicles and gnawing at them.”

The judge then offered him a choice of prison or an internship in the US House of Representatives.

This is one person who is probably safe from assault in prison.

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