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October 07, 2013

THEY'RE FASTER THAN THEY LOOK

Burglar caught by cucumber

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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".... he was identified by a cucumber."

Another fruit with cognitive capabilities.

guess he's in a pickle....

Crime-fighting cucumber... where have I seen that before?

oh yeah...

I thought it said he was "certified" by a cucumber-- love British English.

Larry?

At least 'e didn't choke to death onnit.

"Rocky Rococo: Are you threatening me? Why you stupid toad! I ought to beat your brain out!

Nancy: No! Put down that pickle!"

I can't tell you how many men I've had come into the emergency room because someone caught them by the cucumber, iykwim.

Nice Third Eye reference, Omni.

My sis-in-law had a guy come in from a car crash with a bad fracture of the leg, and a pimpsuit. When they cut the leg off his pimpsuit to treat his fracture, they found he had a cucumber taped to his thigh. Then they understood why he had both hands over his face . . .

UNH UNH UNH UHHHNNNNNN!!!!!

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