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October 28, 2013

THEY'D USE MANILOW, BUT THEN THEY'D CATCH HELL FROM THE HUMAN-RIGHTS GROUPS

Britney Spears music blasted out by merchant navy to SCARE off Somali pirates

(Thanks to Allen at Division and groanup)

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Why not play Metallica and throw pigs feet at the pirates?

Why not twerk the pirates with Miley's tongue?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Would it be a violation of their human rights if we played Celine Dion singing the theme song from Titanic? I think it would be appropriate since they ride around in boats and the Titanic was a boat.

I wonder if they're using LRADs.

A display of Kardashian lady Parts would suffice.

Rotten pirates! Do it to 'em TWO more times!

Whoops, wrong rock chick. Find them pirates and hit 'em with your best shot!

*SMACKS* padraig. Now I've got both of those songs stuck in my head!

Padraig! Shame, shame, shame!

(Now go *smack* yourself...)

The Geneva Convention was written to prevent outrages like this!

Human rights be damned: http://entertainment.time.com/2013/10/29/these-five-songs-have-all-been-used-to-torture-people/

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