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October 19, 2013


Police in Nyköping, eastern Sweden, are investigating a case of assault after a man was woken from his nap after being fish slapped by a woman using a mackerel.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)


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I think in Norway it is foreplay, but Sweden frowns on Norwegian things.

Did someone let John Cleese loose again?

Cue Fish Slapping Dance

Nyköping is Swedish for "not coping".

Fish slapped just for the halibut?

Holy mackeral I bet that hurt!

So, it was a salted mackerel.

A smackerel.

I said b!tch slapped, b!tch!

What else is there to do in Nykoping?

I think someone was listening to too much Dr. Demento and was already half-tanked.

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