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October 10, 2013


You're still legally dead, judge tells Fostoria man

(Thanks to William Price and Greg Snow)


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he should start a Zombies Reunion Band

Not funny to me. The guy sounds a sad, pathetic case.

Sounds like everyone lost in that courtroom.

*thinks he'll move to Ohio*

What does this do to his income tax status? If you're dead you don't pay...

Seems he's cheated both the guarantees, death AND taxes.

It's a slight modification of Miranda: "You have the right to remain dead."

Is that a line from a film? Now that I've typed it, it seems familiar.

'. . . i'm not dead yet'

"If the law supposes that, the law is a ass"

Zombies have expiration dates?

See if he changes his name to Casper.

He already votes in Chicago and Massachusetts.

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