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October 24, 2013


"Dutch erection" biscuits are meant for horses, police say

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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new meaning to dutch treat, i guess.

Viagra for horses? Just say "neigh"...

"When the guards were served the biscuits it took less than an hour before they started complaining of fatigue, high temperature, dizziness and experienced sustained erections. "

I guess the queen really is making cutbacks at the
many Royal Affairs. And who the heck served them? Some old nag?

If I had a nickel...

But what if I want to get a horse erection?

Any hope that they were hung like...?

Oh, sorry. My mind is in the gutter again.

"headache AND arousals"???

Tonight, dear...

Sidebar story. WTF?

Ad for said product will feature two horses in adjoining bathtubs, holding hooves...

Japanese tourist: What is going on here, please?

Netherlander: Oh, we're voting.

Tourist: Ah, I see. A Dutch erection.

(Loses two points for ethnic insensity.)

"Powdermilk Biscuits give shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs to be done. Heavens, they're tasty and expeditious."

Cookies for nookies.

SNORK at allbrando. That's the funniest thing I've seen all day!

For those times when the old gray mare ain't what she used to be?

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