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October 05, 2013


Metro Detroit sex toy company offering free vibrators to furloughed government employees

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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They have to do something, when they are not screwing us.

Are they saying, "Go intercourse yourself?"


A respectable service to be commended.


"...a prolific pumpkin carver, bulletproof vest manufacturer, ...and the creator of a successful Troy-based sex toy business..."

Now that's diversification.

Surely these should be called Detroit Pistons.

Covered under Obamacare.

And autographed by the man who would be WeinerMayor.


it isnt the furloughed workers who do the screwing. but i am sure they appreciate the assistance...

That should shake things up.

The End is Near.

I've wanted to tell some government employees to use a vibrator on themselves.

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