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October 05, 2013
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Posted by: Loudmouth | October 05, 2013 at 08:32 AM
Just because something CAN be done is not always justification for DOING IT.
Posted by: Steve | October 05, 2013 at 10:22 AM
Don't tell Maybelline.
He has to weep out up to a pint and a half of watercolours
Arting is such sweet sorrow.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 05, 2013 at 12:30 PM
I look at the floor,
And I see it needs painting.
While my eyeball gently weeps.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 05, 2013 at 02:08 PM
looks like P*ss*ng to me....
next, designer urine for that "intimate Art"????
I wouldn't buy this unless they paid me millions to do so. At least Several more than it "costs"..
Posted by: funny man | October 05, 2013 at 02:47 PM
TOBEM - there's one born every minute.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 05, 2013 at 05:17 PM
Eyedeally he'd use his whizzer for better control.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | October 07, 2013 at 05:33 AM