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October 24, 2013


BUCHAREST - A Romanian man who has admitted to stealing masterpieces by Gauguin, Monet and Picasso on Tuesday threatened to sue the Dutch museum he took them from for making his robbery too easy.

(Thanks to Ron G.)


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"You see it's your own fault. You enabled me."

It's the Bieber-Lohan Defense

But officer, the speedometer goes all the way to 140.
I HAD to.

Asked about the nails found in his mother's stove, he claimed his family had owned 19th icons.
I'm not sure what a 19th icon is but it sounds really expensive and I want one.

That's why I'm suing the supermarket. They make it way too easy for me to buy cake and ice cream. Bastards!

Gee, we had a couple of Dogarus. Great cars.

I thought I saw an article somewhere suggesting that some of these painting may have been forgeries, but I can't track it down now.

blame it on the bossa nova

Ah yes, the Animal House defense, "You fucked up, you trusted us! ... Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth."


I agree! Why do they have to make the bakery smell so good!

You don't get those great smells from the carrots or lettuce.

Why can't bakery goods go straight to your boobs instead of your hips?

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