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October 11, 2013

KINKY

Maritime moose sex corridor gets $52K from U.S. charity

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

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They can't get that money from the government this week.

These charities never do anything like that for ME. The moose get all the breaks.

We saw Maritime Moose Sex Corridor open Monty Python and the Holy Grail. And if they didn't, they should have.

I like that they included a photo of what a prospective lucky moose might look like, though honestly, the one they choose looks like he/she has been around the block more than a few times.

Pictures and profiles, please. SBMM seeks SBMF for grazing and more. Well-antlered, buff, into standing around in woods and occasionally running amok. No weirdos.

It was either that or feed the children in India who starved because you didn't finish your oatmeal.

MMSC toured with Toad the Wet Sprocket. Or should have.

I think Maritime Moose originally played for the Animals. Or should have.

I thought MMSC opened for Spinal Tap.


I had no idea Bullwinkle had a brain worm.

Maritime moose have a moosette in every port.

Sorry folks, we're closed!

The moose out front should have told you.

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