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October 20, 2013

IN MIAMI, THE CHICKENS WOULD ALSO HAVE TO BE ARMED

Chicken owners are dressing their animals in hi visibility jackets to help them cross the road safely

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(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

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Oops. Roadkill that tastes like chicken...

Considering arming your poultry? Come on down to Ol' Uncle Vladimir's Kold War Klose Outs. We got bullets for your pullets, RPGs for your geese. Them drivers will take a lickin' from your chickens. And remember our special walrus Wednesdays. A free large sea mammal with every purchase!

Nice license plate. ( giggle, giggle ) >thud<

Which is more laughworthy... YUM licence plates, or the Cup and Saucer sign in the lawn?

The real reason the chicken crossed the road? On Thanksgiving 1997, I found myself in rural Missouri (this was before I lived in r.Mo.) and we were going along the road. A chicken stepped out into the road as our car approached. Said chicken had three choices: stay there and get hit, turn around, cross the road. Crossing the road was easier than turning around, so that is what chicky did.

Have you been to Key West? Chickens have the right of way and it works just fine.

No expense is too great to protect native born chickens but any fowl trying to immigrate to Britain is killed.

It reminds me of that song by Guthrie:

Coming in to London from over the Pole
Flying in a big airliner
Chickens flying everywhere around the plane
Could we ever feel much finer?

Coming in from Los Angeles
Bringing in a couple of geese
But don't touch my bags if you please
Mister Customs Man

There's a rooster with a ticket from Mexico
No, he couldn't look much stranger
Walking in the hall with fighting spurs and all
Smiling, said he was the Lone Ranger

Coming in from Los Angeles
Bringing in a couple of geese
But don't touch my bags if you please
Mister Customs Man

Hip chicken dressed up in neon pink
Sitting in front of a chauffeur
He's waiting in line and she's blowing his mind
Thinking that he already hit her

Coming in from Los Angeles
Bringing in a couple of geese
But don't touch my bags if you please
Mister Customs Man


Poultry in motion.

But...why?
Why!?

IN MIAMI, THE CHICKENS WOULD ALSO HAVE TO BE ARMED

so i s'pose their guns would be cocked,

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