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October 14, 2013


Fake penis runner facing lengthy ban

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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Are all members of the Italian Air Force issued fake penises or just the runners?

But I only showed them enough to win the contest!

We say Fake Penis Runner open for Zipper Nut Squirrels. Or was it the other way around?

They're great for mid-air refueling, too.

A penis runner is a narrow strip of carpet, used to cover hallways or penises. There is a large traffic in fake ones moving across the Canada/Michigan border by several means, including being towed by swimmers.

Don't you just hate it when you get a run in your fake penis. If they were really popular would there be a faux queue.

His girlfriend helped him. So many things to say about that, I can't decide which...

And of course, someone who smuggles fake penis runners would be a ...

Did Loudmouth really say "faux queue"?

So now they have fake penises so guys can cheat on their urine tests. What do they have for us gals so that WE can cheat on out urine tests?

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