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October 07, 2013

HOURS LATER, THE YANKEES SIGNED THE PAPERBOY FOR $140 MILLION

Police showed up around 4:30 Monday morning to check out a report of a burglary from a smashed window.   But when they got there with the business manager they found nothing stolen and the newspaper about six inches inside the broken glass door.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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Did I see anything unusual?
Nope. Can't see a thing except this solid, coiled steel spring of an arm muscle I got here.


So you're saying that Nolan Ryan has a paper route now?

If past is prologue, the Twins will sign him, spend years developing his talent, then trade him to the Yankees.

I'm trying to think of a Field of Dreams joke, but it's not going anywhere. Maybe if I'd actually seen the movie, I might have something.

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