HEY, IF WE HAD TO FIGHT SOMETHING, WE'D PICK A SNAIL
Why Were Medieval Knights Always Fighting Snails?
(Thanks to Ralph)
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Why Were Medieval Knights Always Fighting Snails?
(Thanks to Ralph)
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Duh. It shows the British fighting the French!
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | October 18, 2013 at 07:00 PM
Because the bunnies will kill you.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 18, 2013 at 10:31 PM
It was their method of keeping them out of Florida.
Posted by: Ralph | October 18, 2013 at 10:51 PM
Medieval armor is kinda heavy and obviously snails were the only things which couldn't run away from a knight.
Posted by: max | October 19, 2013 at 12:22 AM
For want of a snail the shoe was lost
For want of a shoe the horse was lost
For want of a horse the knight was lost...
They want the snails to surrender. They need the snails.
Posted by: FredKey | October 19, 2013 at 05:09 AM
Showing that they were so good with their spears that they could hit the little, tiny, target the snail shell naturally forms?
Showing disgust for something that could out run a man in a steel suit?
Posted by: Steve | October 19, 2013 at 10:07 AM
Silly English Kaaaa-knigettes!
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 19, 2013 at 01:14 PM
To be fair, those look like pretty big snails.
Posted by: Sam | October 22, 2013 at 06:32 AM