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October 07, 2013

EVERY DAY, IT GETS CLOSER

The day when they rise up on their hind legs and kill us all.

Weiner
(Thanks to Tony Lima)

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I have a deal with my two dogs. I won't dress them in stupid costumes and they won't attack me in my sleep. It works well for all of us.

Now, if you were to show up with the WeinerMobile at your dog's obedience school and call him or her out on the PA system...

... justified homicide ...

I tried to dress my cat one time for Halloween. The kitty did not like that and I had scratches on my hands that would not heal for a long time. It reminded me the Monty Python sketch "Burying the cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crIJvcWkVcs)"

"I am so going to sh!t in your shoes when you go to work, Bubba."

What is that... a menu page from the ( politically incorrect ) Buffet...?

[Bing-bong!] Land shark!

Water dog! Arf, arf, arf!

Wait, come back! He's just a retriever! He won't hurt. Kids! Come back ...

Some dogs just think that whatever their human companions think of is just the most wonderful idea in the history of dogs and humans.
If your dog agrees, you are the luckiest person in the history of dogs and humans.


Nothing better than a cold beer, a wiener dog and baseball.

Dachshunds were bred to hunt badgers......be afraid. No putting outfits on them or other human foolishness. They do get even.

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