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October 10, 2013

DEPARTMENT OF HEADLINES WE WISH WE HAD NEVER READ THE THE LAST THREE WORDS OF

South Carolina Man Was Left Bloodied By Ex-Girlfriend's Violent Testicle Assault

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Yikes! Stay off her lawn and out of range of the lasers shooting out of her eyes.

She's looks pretty crazed. That's pretty bad squeeze until he was bloody.

I saw Violent Testicle Assault opening for Joan Jett back in 83. Great show.

and ending a sentence a preposition with.

*involuntarily crosses legs*

Sometime you feel like a nut ...

"Sometimes you feel a nut."

*squish*

"Sometimes you don't."

Leggo my Leggo...somehow seems (in)appropriate...

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