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October 04, 2013

C.S.EWWWW

Oklahoma man was arrested on burglary charges after police matched his DNA to used toilet paper found at the scene of the crime, police said.

(Thanks to Ryan Jentzsch)

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scuse me. EWWWW!

Maybe USAFA could get some TP from him.

Well, poop.

Ain't that some shit?

Not a chance I'd be an CSI tech!

The Poolice got him.

Another job to add to my "no way" list

If "smellovision" were a reality, the various CSI shows would have lasted less than an hour each.

Left his turds behind like a rat.

"If "smellovision" were a reality" Everyone in the autopsy room would have a cigar. Or be green in the corner somewhere.

flushed 'im out

Musta been a charmin' guy.


Low flow toilets hate criminal poop.

Who stops to use the can during a burglary? He couldn't hold it until after the getaway?

Life was simpler when all a cop had to do was dust for fingerprints.

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