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October 10, 2013

CRIME DOES NOT PAY

They recognised each other immediately and the man bolted, jumped a six-foot fence and landed face first in a garden bed full of animal droppings.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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"He was last seen running away from Strike Force Trident with a mouth full of manure."

Didn't they open for Jellyfish-Shredding Robots?

The police actually refer to themselves in the 3rd person. Kibby doesn't understand.

"Strike Force Trident" sounds like something I saw on Sat. morning cartoons in the 60s.

*geezer alert*

I was thinking the same thing, Kibby.

The man's first thought: Oh, bugger! I'm in deep doo-doo.

Second thought, "Feeding them too much fresh grass."

I'm guessing he had a potty-mouth response.

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