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October 10, 2013

BREAKING BAD BIRTHDAY

An Arizona couple were stunned to open a birthday card and find $1,000 worth of crystal meth stuffed inside.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Had it been Florida I could have understood it.

They were Methodists?

OK, how much meth is $1000 worth?
And how can all those people with no teeth afford it?
Oh, no dental bills. Should've known.

better call Saul

So.... how did that couple know it was worth $1000?

The couple, who do not want to be named, said they hosed their arms down as a precaution after finding the drugs.

That's because clean guns are next to God's guns?

We, at least we know they are armed....


I have GOT to get an updated Hallmark gift list. Is Meth the traditional gift for 52 year olds?

Ms. Flukey, I believe that if it is their 15th anniversary, crystal is the traditional gift.

Someone is just trying to be helpful. We all slow down as we age.

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