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October 21, 2013

THANKS, BUT WE'LL JUST WRITE A CHECK

Twenty-one people in Ohio were set on fire for 32 seconds to set a Guinness World Record and raise money for charity, organizers said.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

YIKES

THE MYSTERY BEHIND AQUARIUM’S MISSING FISH SOLVED: 3.5 FT WORM

Bobbitt-worm

(Thanks to The Perts)

The story says this thing is called a Bobbitt Worm, which makes it even scarier, if you catch our reference.

WE BLAME WINDOWS 8

400-METER ASTEROID MAY ‘BLOW UP EARTH’

(Thanks to The Perts)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Now you can buy flatulence-proof underwear

WARNING: Disturbing photo illustration.

Related Item: Brazil fights flatulence, with garlic

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THIS TURNS OUT TO BE A POOR LEGAL STRATEGY

“Humphrey then proceeded to pull down his shorts and show all the officers his butt.”

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

SEND THIS STATUE TO WASHINGTON

As parliamentary polls get under way in the Czech Republic this week, artist David Cerny has floated a huge purple statue of an extended middle finger down the River Vltava in Prague.

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(Thanks to Loudmouth)

CAN THEY MAKE CHEEZ-ITS DO THIS?

Setting the app to “Save Mode” turns your wallet into a moving creature that slowly slinks away when you extend your hand towards it.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

YET ANOTHER WAY TO MAKE GOLF INTERESTING

Jeff Fleming, 53, pleaded guilty on Oct. 17 to battery with a deadly weapon for firing a shotgun at an unnamed, 33-year-old golfer who had hit a ball through Fleming's window from the 16th hole of the course on Sept. 6.

(Thanks to Scott Cramer)

WHATEVER YOU DO

...do not click here.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

ONE LESS REASON TO GO TO CANADA

The Happy Shrub has been snipped.

Bushes-horiz2

(Thanks to The Perts)

NOBEL ALERT

Argentine scientists tap cow burps for natural gas

(Thanks to Ralph, The Perts and Jay Brandes)

 
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