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October 20, 2013

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE FLORIDA LICENSES

A WOMAN has been charged after police allegedly caught her driving while a man lay on her car bonnet dressed in a dinosaur onesie.

(Via Tim Blair)

A FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

A high-speed, five-mile car chase through Sheffield ended with the virtually blind driver stopping his car, getting into the passenger seat and telling local police: “It wasn’t me driving. I’m blind.”

(Thanks to Another Ralph)

ATTENTION, FLORIDA WALMART SHOPPERS

Do not attempt to leave the store.

(Thanks to coscolo)

ATTENTION, WALT DISNEY WORLD

Looking for a permanent home. A miniature golf course that tells the story of the Big Bang.

(Thanks to Ned Tugent)

ONE BY ONE, THEY ARE STRIPPING AWAY OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS

A man has been told by police to tone down his Halloween decorations after a display of disembowelled corpses made a child cry.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE

This Machine Scans You and Makes Your Very Own Action Figure

(Thanks to The Perts)

TOTALLY WORTH IT

33-Year-Old Man Spends Nearly $100,000 for Plastic Surgery to Look Like Justin Bieber

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

IN MIAMI, THE CHICKENS WOULD ALSO HAVE TO BE ARMED

Chicken owners are dressing their animals in hi visibility jackets to help them cross the road safely

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(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

GLOBAL WARMING EXPLAINED

Killer Whales Undergo Menopause

(Thanks to Rich Steurer)

YOU KNOW WHAT WE'D SURE LIKE A HEAPING BOWL OF?

Whatever this is:

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(Thanks to The Vega Driver, who can't remember who he saw them open for.)

 
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