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October 16, 2013

IF YOU LIKE 'GAME OF THRONES,' OR EVEN IF YOU DON'T

...you will probably like this.

(Thanks to The Amazing Steve)

WHOEVER DID THIS STUDY HAS NEVER SET FOOT IN A FOOTBALL STADIUM MEN'S ROOM

Law of Urination: all mammals empty their bladders over the same duration

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

THEY'RE ALSO A GATEWAY TO CHEEZ-ITS

Oreos are as addictive as cocaine

(Thanks to Jon Harris and JD)

THE STATE THAT NEVER STOPS GIVING

Florida man sets self on fire while setting up cross-burning Halloween decoration

Incredibly, etc.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Lady Gaga and Muppets team up for holiday special

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

FOOD CRITIC OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Diner attacks restaurant with chainsaw

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

LEFT CHEEK HERE, RIGHT CHEEK OVER THERE

A 37 stone man was forced to pay for two seats on a jet, only to discover that they were two rows apart.

(Thanks to Ron G.)

'UNICORNS! SHOW PONIES! WHERE’S THE BEEF?'

A radio guy enthuses over a Tom Brady touchdown pass.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

NO HARD FEELINGS

Dog eats owner's TOES while he's asleep

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

This reminds us of a certain poetry project.

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Bjorn Borg might drop underwear over North Korea

(Thanks to Ralph and Omniskeptic)

BECAUSE CATS AREN'T ANNOYING ENOUGH ALREADY

Japanese company unveils “Nyan Nyan Nouveau” red wine for cats

(Thanks to Bill Jones, Janice Gelb, Alberto and Ron G.)

WE'RE GOING TO NEED MORE TARTAR SAUCE

18-foot, serpent-like sea creature found off California

(Thanks to The Amazing Steve, who says "That's gonna be tough to flush.") (Also thanks to The Perts and Bob Brogan)

'NEED ANYTHING FROM THE GROCERY STORE, HONEY?'

DeLAND, Fla. - Winn Dixie is fighting to stop a strip club from becoming its new next door neighbor at its North DeLand location.

(Thanks to Ryan Jentzsch)

PAGING MR. STEPHEN KING

Boulder County homeowner haunted by mysterious concrete block

(Thanks to Claire Martin and Eric Owens)

GUY CONCERNS

Among the men tested, 30 percent reported dissatisfaction with their genitals.

(Thanks to queensbee)

GO FIGURE

Japanese freezer company's 'Fukuppy' mascot gets humorous reactions on social media

(Thanks to The Amazing Steve, Unholy Slacker, Ralph, Joe in Japan, Lynne Weintraub, Omniskeptic and Janice Gelb)

Yes, this should be the official mascot for Washington.

GOVERN YOURSELVES ACCORDINGLY

Study confirms spiders have varied personalities

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "Unless it's 'squashed,' I don't care.")

WHY THERE ARE MORE FISH THAN PIGS

Bacon lowers sperm count, fish improves it

(Thanks to Jay Brandes and Ron G.)

SEND HIM TO WASHINGTON

'This Is What A Real Man Looks Like': City Council Member Accused Of Exposing Self After Bar Confrontation

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

 
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