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October 15, 2013

THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN

A major archaeological dig in Wiltshire has unearthed evidence of frogs legs being eaten in Britain, 8,000 years before France, it has been claimed.

(Thanks to Howard from Broward)

WE'RE A FUN NATION

Americans' interest in hemorrhoids has skyrocketed

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

BE ON THE LOOKOUT

Gumby statue stolen from Saugerties lawn

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

THANK GOD THEY DIDN'T FALL INTO THE WRONG HANDS

Pair caught with backpack full of ‘no parking’ signs

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

GREAT FOR SWIMMING *AND* ROBBING CONVENIENCE STORES

The latest in Chinese beachwear:

Facekini-4[3]

(Thanks to ScottMGS)

TERRORISM UPDATE

Squirrels go nuts for First Lady’s garden in shutdown

(Thanks to Amother Ralph, Jeffrey Brown, Jay Brandes and Ranald Adams)

HE ALSO THREW A DOORKNOB

A man was upset about the cost of donuts and allegedly threatened a Spokane convenience store clerk with a syringe.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Worker Calls Cops To Report Theft Of His Jell-O Snack From Break Room Refrigerator

(Thanks to Ralph)

THIS DOG IS THINKING: 'WHEN THEY FALL ASLEEP, I WILL RIP OUT THEIR THROATS'

Halloween pet costumes.

FUOHJO5GUHD0NCF.MEDIUM

(Thanks to nursecindy)

DEPARTMENT OF RESTAURANTS WHERE WE ARE NOT PLANNING ON DINING

Magic Restroom Café

(Thanks to klezmerphan and Unholy Slacker)

IT HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED AS HUGH HEFNER'S

Fossil mosquito yields 46-million-year-old blood

(Thanks to The Perts)

CSI: CHELSMFORD

Hairy-eared rose bush vandal a thorn in side of police

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE ANIMALS

Rogue kangaroo creating havoc at Bundaberg airport

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

FLORIDA: OUR PEDESTRIANS ARE AS BAD AS OUR DRIVERS

Florida woman stuck on drawbridge

(Thanks to The Amazing Steve)

 
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