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October 14, 2013

ENGLISH CUISINE UPDATE

The presenter has told how she wants more people to source their meat not from a local supermarket or specialist butchers, but rather, from the roadside. She spoke after hosting a dinner party for friends featuring rat — fried and served with a garlic and soy sauce dip — from the B3347 near Sopley in the New Forest; fox, sautéd in garlic, from the Ferndown bypass, near Wimborne, Dorset; and badger chasseur, served with tomato sauce and croutons, picked up from the A354 near Salisbury.

(Thanks to Ron G.)

IF HE HITS A COUPLE MORE, HE CAN BE AN INSTRUCTOR IN FLORIDA

93-year-old Ore. man crashes into 2 homes, says he will still drive

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

HOW LENGTHY?

Fake penis runner facing lengthy ban

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

YOU WILL BE SHOCKED TO LEARN WHAT APPARENTLY WAS INVOLVED

Henan man gets 28cm wooden handle inserted into anus after jumping onto it

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

HERO

72-Year-Old Man Survives in Wilderness by Eating Squirrels

(Thanks to Scott Cramer and Bill Hudgins)

ENGINEER OF THE WEEK

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Engineer of the Week.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

MEN:

By now you should have learned to trust this blog when we say this: Do not click here.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

In response to harsh and repeated criticisms from our mothers and several failed relationships with women, we present the splash dynamics of a simulated human male urine stream impacting rigid and free surfaces. Our study aims to reduce undesired splashing that may result from lavatory usage.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

FAST, GOOD LEAPER, TERRIBLE HANDS

Deer With Basketball Stuck In Horns Spotted In Bethel Park

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(Thanks to The Amazing Steve, who says, "Bet this deer only shoots three-pointers.")

IT'S TIME TO PLAY: GUESS! THE! COUNTY!

12:02 p.m. While cleaning a recently vacated rental on Shady Lane, a landlord discovered what he assumed to be a bag of drugs. He had found what turned out to be a bag of salt.

Also: 1:32 p.m. An argument over furniture took place in Bigfork.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

HALLOWEEN: BE PREPARED

2-Story Pirate Ship Emerges From Ohio Home, Baffles Neighbors

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

VOMIT WAS INVOLVED

An Arizona man's first time on an airplane ended with him being chased around a University District parking lot by an irate cab driver armed with a baseball bat, according to the Seattle Police Department.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias and Craig Roberts)

THIS TURNS OUT TO BE SOME KIND OF VIOLATION

Police say a drunken man driving a van with only three wheels crashed into a gas station in Michigan’s Thumb and then tried to buy beer before police arrived.

(Thanks to Dave Nordstrom and Alan Dean)

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Juliet's breast disfigured 'from too much touching'

(Thanks to Ralph)

THEY WERE ALL RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING VALID DRIVERS' LICENSES

COCOA BEACH, Fla. —Thousands of bees were removed Saturday from a 98-year-old woman’s home in Cocoa Beach.

(Thanks to Ryan Jentzsch and Scott Cramer)

THE AVERAGE AMERICAN MAN VS. AVERAGE MEN FROM OTHER NATIONS

We need to cut down on the fries.

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(Thanks to juliette leroux, who says "I didn't realize French men had such pointy noses.")

 
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