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October 13, 2013

FRANCE LOWERS ALERT LEVEL

Catch the giant, killer slugs! Spanish molluscs ‘on rampage’ in Britain’s gardens

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF PEOPLE WITH WAY TOO MUCH SPARE TIME AND MEAT:

Star Wars Made In Meat

(Thanks to The Perts)

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE NEED DRONES

The Laotian Giant Flying Squirrel

(Thanks to Rob Tooker)

AS RECOMMENDED BY EXPERTS

Man grabs bear’s tongue during attack near Grand Falls

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

YOU WILL REGRET CLICKING ON THIS LINK

The changing face of the Phuket Vegetarian Festival

(Thanks to funny man)

CELEBRITY GLAMOUR UPDATE

Sheryl Underwood: Sharon Osbourne Threw Up on Me, Pooped Herself After We Met

Another celebrity-vomit-related item here.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

FEAR THE CENTRAL MUSHROOM RESEARCH INSTITUTE

Kim Jong-un wants North Korea to be world power in mushrooms

(Thanks to The Perts)

HAVING SOLVED ALL OF ITS OTHER PROBLEMS, THE UK TACKLES THE BIG ONE

Bye bye to builders’ bums?

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WHY IT'S BETTER TO JUST STAY HOME AND SLEEP

Dog escapes owner, runs half-marathon, gets neutered

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

WE'RE GUESSING IT WOULD ALSO OPEN FOR U.S. CITIZENS PACKING THE RIGHT FIREARM

Meet the Beer Fridge That Opens Only for Canadians

(Thanks to Ron G.)

MEANWHILE IN THE ONGOING WUSSIFICATION OF AMERICA'S YOUTH

With the Just Move! stamp issuance the U.S. Postal Service hoped to raise awareness about the importance of physical activity in achieving a healthy lifestyle. However, according to Linns Stamp News, the USPS will be destroying the entire press run after receiving concerns from the President’s Council on Fitness, Sports & Nutrition over alleged “unsafe” acts depicted on three of the stamps (cannonball dive, skateboarding without kneepads and a headstand without a helmet).

(Thanks to Craig Roberts and The Perts)

 
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