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October 09, 2013

MEANWHILE IN SPORTS

NHL Player Locked In Bathroom: Joel Ward Tweets “Help Me”

(Thanks to Mag Last)

IF THAT'S NOT TALENT, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IS

Outrage after contestant in Arabic version of Britain’s Got Talent bites the head off a live snake and skins it with his teeth (and two of the judges LIKED his act!)

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

...starting in November, the company will, for $99, begin shipping live cockroaches across the nation, accompanied by a microelectronic hardware and surgical kits geared toward students as young as 10 years old.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF PEOPLE WITH WAY TOO MUCH SPARE TIME:

The Lobstercycle.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

NAME THAT STATE!

Woman named Harley-Davidson charged with DUI

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

YOU ARE NOW FREE TO... NO, WAIT, YOU'RE NOT

Drunk easyJet passenger Tasered by police after stripping naked and challenging pilot to a fight

Vaguely Related: BA investigates after two 'air hostesses' strip off in raunchy YouTube video

Maybe NSFW.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

MEANWHILE IN THE COUNTY KNOWN AS FLATHEAD

6:31 p.m. A slender man was seen dancing and singing to himself as he held up a large shard of mirrored glass.

(Thanks to ligirl and Jeff Meyerson, who saw Wayfaring Donkey [see link] open for Canned Heat)

GET BACK TO US WHEN IT CAN FLUSH YOUR TOILET

iKettle Lets You Boil Water With Just a Tap on Your Smartphone

(Thanks to nursecindy)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

App Lets Users Swap Leftovers With Complete Stranger

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "Thanks, but we'll just quietly starve.")

EXECUTIVE MANAGER OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Executive Manager of the Week So Far.

(Thanks to Ross Holley)

IT WAS EITHER THAT OR ACTUALLY TELL THE TRUTH TO HIS WIFE

Man accused of faking kidnapping to party with friends

(Thanks to Loudmouth)

 
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