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October 08, 2013

BUT IT DISINTEGRATES HAPPILY

Why A Little Mammal Has So Much Sex That It Disintegrates

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP

Highway police find 300 snakes stowed on bus

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

WHERE THE HELL IS THE UNITED NATIONS?

Not A Single Zimbabwean At Nottingham Goose Fair

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

THATS A *LOT* OF YA BAH FOR A DUO

Phuket duo arrested with 2,326 ya bah pills

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

IF YOU READ ONLY ONE BOOK ON THIS TOPIC THIS YEAR, MAKE IT THIS ONE

Amish Vampires in Space

(Thanks to wiredog)

NAME THAT STATE!

This was a driving lesson:

Driving9n-1-web

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

APPARENTLY THE DAY OF THE BAKING-SODA VOLCANO HAS PASSED

Sixth Grader Wins Approval to Brew Beer in Space

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

GUYS IN ACTION

Granddad picks up wrong kid from school

(Thanks to Poker)

Hey, they all look alike.

WHY ISN'T THIS ALREADY IN THE CONSTITUTION?

A bill introduced last week would amend the Liquor Control Act to require each pint of beer have at least 16 ounces. It would make it an offense to "advertise or sell any glass of beer as a pint in this state unless that glass contains at least 16 ounces of beer."

(Thanks to Matt Filar and Omniskeptic)

STANDING UP WILL ALSO BE BANNED, AS IT IS A LEADING CAUSE OF FALLING DOWN

...officials at Weber Middle School in Port Washington are worried that students are getting hurt during recess. Thus, they have instituted a ban on footballs, baseballs, lacrosse balls, or anything that might hurt someone on school grounds.

(Thanks to coscolo and Ryan Jentzsch)

FUN GAL

Woman shares home with FIFTY skunks

(Thanks to Ron G. and DaninTustin)

MAYBE AFTER FOUR OR FIVE MARGARITAS

Albert Einstein sighted in fuzzy caterpillar

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

TIME FOR A BENEFIT CONCERT

North Korea calls Switzerland’s refusal to sell it ski lifts a ‘serious human rights abuse’

(Thanks to Mark Buckley)

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER

...for Lust-Filled Spiders.

(Thanks to Mag Last and Ron G.)

CSewww

Homeowner's flue-poo horror

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

YIKES

Knife Ping Pong.

(Thanks to Greg Snow)

'THE GIRLS HAD TO WORK EXTRA HARD'

New York City strip club decides to stop showing Giants games

(Thanks to Jay Brandes and Bill Moore)

 
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