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October 07, 2013

DO YOU WONDER WHERE THE MAGIC PORTAL IS?

Wonder no more.

THE ONGOING DESCENT INTO TOTAL CHAOS

Dozens play chess in public to defy SF crackdown

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

THERE ARE NO HIJINKS LIKE O.R. HIJINKS

Investigators say Weiss was performing an operation on a 76-year-old man last January when he intentionally squirted fluids from the patient's scrotum into the air and onto others multiple times.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

WAIT... FLORIDA IS SAFER THAN *DELAWARE?*

We demand a recount.

(Thanks to Sharon [The Minx] Lurie)

LUXURY LOO

An upscale porta-potty for $5,000 a night

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

HOURS LATER, THE YANKEES SIGNED THE PAPERBOY FOR $140 MILLION

Police showed up around 4:30 Monday morning to check out a report of a burglary from a smashed window.   But when they got there with the business manager they found nothing stolen and the newspaper about six inches inside the broken glass door.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

THEY'RE FASTER THAN THEY LOOK

Burglar caught by cucumber

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

COLLEGE

500 Students Attend UNH Forum About Orgasms

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

 

WE WOULD FLEE FROM IT, WHIMPERING

Would you eat this centipede crab?

Centipede-crab

(Thanks to Ralph)

WALES: LAND OF MODERATION

Sex shop forced to close due to lack of 'kinky' locals

(Thanks to Ralph)

AUSTRALIAN PIG NEWS ROUNDUP

Café owner offers $5,000 reward for safe return of pig Kevin Bacon

BEER STEALING PIG FOUND DEAD

This has been your Australian Pig News Roundup.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Jay Brandes)

We saw Beer Stealing Pig open for Butt Pudding.

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR WHITESNAKE

Butt Pudding

(Thanks to Ryan Jentzsch)

_E _ELCOME THIS _ONDERFUL NE_S

Turkey is set to end a ban on several letters of the alphabet

(Thanks to Ron G.)

BECAUSE BEING A WOMAN IS NOT ALREADY COMPLICATED ENOUGH

The face bra.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

YET ANOTHER WAY TO MAKE GOLF INTERESTING

Patriotic lady streakers.

NSFW.

(Thanks to John Gregg)

IKEA IN CHINA

On a king-size bed in the middle of the largest showroom, a little boy wakes from a nap next to his (also sleeping) grandmother. When the old woman casually helps the boy urinate into an empty water bottle, dripping liquid liberally on the grey mattress under his feet, most passers-by seem not to mind or even notice. The exception is a young woman who elbows her disinterested boyfriend: "Look, he's peeing into a bottle!"

(Thanks to The Amazing Steve)

EVERY DAY, IT GETS CLOSER

The day when they rise up on their hind legs and kill us all.

Weiner
(Thanks to Tony Lima)

NAME THAT STATE!

Pantsless, Masturbating McDonald's Customer, 69, Tried To Force Drive-Thru Worker To Touch Him

(Thanks to Ryhan Jentzsch)

MIAMI NATURE UPDATE

This frog lives behind our mailbox.

Mail Frog

 
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