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October 05, 2013

WE MAY HAVE BLOGGED THIS INCIDENT ALREADY

But we cannot afford to take chances.

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

PATRIOTISM

Metro Detroit sex toy company offering free vibrators to furloughed government employees

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

TIME FOR THE OLD DON'T-FLOCK-AROUND-MOSES-IN-A-LAMBORGHINI LECTURE

School officials in northern New Jersey are urging parents to talk to their kids after the children flocked around a man who showed up in a red Lamborghini dressed as Moses.

(Thanks to Chris Elzi)

AT LEAST IT DIDN'T SHOOT

Bear walks into Vons, eats some apples and leaves

(Thanks to J.R. Absher, who says, "They sell leaves at Vons?")

("Shoot" reference explained here.)

UPDATE ON THE SHUTDOWN

Hidden message in National Weather Service forecast

(Thanks to B'game)

WE DON'T HAVE THAT STRONG A NEED TO BE SPRIGHTLY

A woman claims drinking a pint of her own urine every day for the last 20 years has kept her fit and sprightly.

(Thanks to DaninTustin and Jonh Gregg)

GUYS IN ACTION

After suffering an injury to his face, footballer Gary Hake has now earned the strange talent of being able to spurt liquids from a hole in his chin.

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

YUM

The findings aren’t pretty: 40 to 50 percent of the nuggets were meat, and the rest was fat, skin, connective tissue, blood vessels, nerves and bone fragments, according to the University of Mississippi Medical Center.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

MEANWHILE IN THE ART WORLD

You don't want to know.

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(Thanks to Ralph)

SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT

"We uncovered that there was a tradition when this retreat happens that people are receiving what they call swirlies, at the camp," Greendale High School Principal Steve Lodes said. "I would assume it's some level of someone's head being flushed in a toilet."

(Thanks to Greg Snow)

SORRY

Uranus reaches opposition tonight: See it live, online

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

ANOTHER STEP TOWARD THE GLORIOUS DAY WHEN ALL CHILDREN GROW UP SAFELY ENCASED IN BUBBLE WRAP

Zeeland teachers set 'No Tag, No Chasing' policy for kindergartners

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

NOOOOOOOOO

She's back.

(Thanks to Virgil Hodges Jr., Sharon [The Minx] Lurie and Monica Burke)

TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE

Groom forgot to book wedding venue - then staged bomb scare on the big day so his bride wouldn't find out

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

WE DON'T THINK 'MORONIC' IS STRONG ENOUGH

Would You Try “Twipping”, the Latest Moronic Way to Become an Internet Celebrity?

(Thanks to queensbee)

ONE ARGUMENT IN FAVOR OF THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN

This thing.

(Thanks to Ryan Jentzsch)

 
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