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October 03, 2013

THIS JUST IN

A Czech TV news channel has apologised after a large penis appeared behind a news anchor’s head during a live broadcast.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

MEANWHILE IN THE IVY LEAGUE

In the past several weeks, an unknown individual or group, who students have dubbed the ‘poopetrator,’ has repeatedly defecated in students’ laundry, leaving many fearful about the safety of their clothes.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

YOU THINK?

Mia Farrow admits Woody Allen's son Ronan may have been fathered by Frank Sinatra

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(Thanks to Jon Harris)

SEND IT TO... NO, NEVER MIND

Mountain Lion Spotted in Southeast D.C.

(Thanks to coscolo and Jeffrey Brown, who says "I hope he's hungry.")

(If it's spotted, wouldn't it be a leopard?)

CSI: KELSO

Man arrested for taking bite of 9-year-old's birthday cake

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

WANT TO FEEL OLD?

You're welcome.

(Thanks to nursecindy)

YIKES

Chinese death hornets.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

THE PERIMETER HAS MOVED

Indian Jack Bauer to hit screens in remake of '24'

(Thanks to Andy the TropicHunt.com Guy)

THE WRANGLERS ARE USING TINY LASSOS

Roundup underway after up to 500 mink escape from Abbotsford farm

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

WHICH IS WHY THE RECIPE CALLS FOR FOUR MONTHS

Chinese woman is bitten by a pit viper after marinating it in sorghum wine for THREE MONTHS

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

WE CANNOT HELP OURSELVES

Uranus Shines At Its Best Thursday: How to See It

(Thanks to R&L Stevenson, who says "I would have thought a mirror.")

CAVE SYSTEM OF THE WEEK

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Cave System of the Week.

(Thanks to Will Dwayer)

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

Man arrested for stuffing live goat in car trunk

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

NEWS FROM THE FRONTIER

Idaho man charged with firing gun at crop duster

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

HALLOWEEN: IT'S ALL ABOUT CLASS

For example.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

THE STORY DOES NOT ACTUALLY BACK UP THE HEADLINE, BUT IT SOUNDS GOOD

Knocking on wood and throwing salt over your shoulder 'can reverse bad luck', says study

(Thanks to R&L Steveson, who warns that "stepping on a crack can break your mother's back.")

'GUIDEBOOK FOR CIVILIZED TOURISM'

Chinese tourists warned not to pick noses or urinate in public

(Thanks to funny man, JD, Janice Gelb and Ralph)

YUM

Lopez whips up the elixir for a woman suffering from asthma. He tosses the frog into a skillet for a quick sear before it is liquefied in the mixer.

(Thanks to funny man)

 
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