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October 02, 2013

ATTENTION, MEN SEEKING TO ADD VIGOR TO THEIR SEX LIVES

Seek no further.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

YOUR PURRING-MOTOR JOKE GOES HERE

Man believes his car is haunted by ghost of a cat

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

INSURANCE PROFESSIONAL OF THE WEEK

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Insurance Professional of the Week.

Randy Beavers Sign

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

YOUR SUB-PEE-NA JOKE GOES HERE

Caught on cam: 'Process server' urinates on driveway

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

SO THEY HAD TO LET IT GO

Hungry 10-foot python eats TWO CATS in Florida neighborhood, spits them up when cops try to capture him

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT

Some Lady Is Cranking Out Dinosaur Romance Novels

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

IN HIS ONGOING QUEST TO MAKE ALL OF HUMANITY DETEST HIM

Justin Bieber carried up Great Wall of China by bodyguards

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

538 PEOPLE DIED, BUT CONSIDER THE UPSIDE

Phone charged by lightning

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

PLEASE MAKE A NOTE OF IT

The male vagina is a more accurate term than prostatic utricle.

(Thanks to Alberto Mengoni)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR STING

Wave of jellyfish shut down nuclear power plant

(Thanks to Loudmouth, The Amazing Steve, Jeff Meyerson and Chris Lawson)

 
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