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October 01, 2013

THERE'S NO TV LIKE STATE-RUN TV

Norway's state-run TV channel announced it will air an hours-long program featuring eight people aiming to beat a knitting world record.

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE'LL JUST HAVE AN EGG ROLL, THANKS

Chinese farmers capture metre-long 5kg rat that had been terrorising villagers and break two knives trying to cut it up to eat

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

SHAPE THE HELL UP, AMERICA

McDonald's posted its slowest-ever drive-thru time in the 15-year history of the drive-thru study — requiring an average 189.5 seconds for the typical drive-thru customer to go from order to pickup. That's roughly nine seconds longer than the industry average, reports the study conducted this summer by Insula Research.

(Thanks to Ralph)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Troop of Walruses 10,000 Strong Hauls Ashore in Alaska

Walter is with them in spirit.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

DID THIS HAPPEN ON A SUNDAY?

Suspect in Iowa City ice cream store theft: Conor P. Fudge

(Thanks to funny man)

YEAH, BUT SUPPOSE IT HAD GONE OFF?

Boy suspended after using finger as pretend gun

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

YET ANOTHER WAY TO MAKE GOLF INTERESTING

Exploding carts.

(Thanks to Mag Last)

IT GETS LONELY IN THE LAB

World's smallest penis is a science competition that encourages scientists and engineers to draw the world's smallest penis.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

"THE ONLY THING WE HAVE AT THE MOMENT IS 'BREAKING BAD'"

Frito Pie Review Gets New Mexico Riled Up

(Thanks to funny man)

INTERPRET THIS

Woman quits job through 'interpretive dance'

(Thanks to The Amazing Steve)

IMAGINE HER SHOE COLLECTION

A housewife is facing jail for taking 905 designer handbags in a nationwide ‘campaign of shoplifting’ that lasted three years before she was arrested.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

TODAY'S FUN ASTRONOMY FACT

So decades-old containers filled with decades-old astronaut turds are still hanging out on the Moon.

This has been Today's Fun Astronomy Fact.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

DINNER!

Python regurgitates dog on Bangkok streets

(Thanks to Phil McAvity)

NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT

Electric fish may have switched from AC to DC

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

DOCTOR'S (BURP) ORDERS

Why beer is good for your health

(Thanks to Steve K.)

SO YOU CAN STILL LEGALLY EXPOSE YOURSELF ANY OTHER NIGHT OF THE WEEK

The Spokane City Council will discuss a proposed ordinance that would make unlawful public exposure a criminal misdemeanor on Monday night.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

RIVETING DRAMA INSIDE A LADY FRUIT FLY

Glowing sperm go head to head in fight to be the daddy

(Thanks to Greg Snow and Jeffrey Brown)

Vaguely Related Item About Teeny Sex-Crazed Critters: Researchers reveal ‘promiscuity’ among microbes in isolated Antarctic lake

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

A FLORIDA ENGINEER'S LICENSE

...is on the way.

Drunk1n-1-web

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

ENOUGH FOR AN ENTIRE WEEKEND

Now You Can Buy A Whole Barrel Of Jack Daniel's From Sam's Club For Only $9,660

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

TRY NOT TO PANIC

You will no longer be able to watch this baby panda online if the government shuts down

(Thanks to Jon Harris, who says, "Oh, the humanity!")

'WE WILL BE STARTING WITH GRASSHOPPERS'

Flour Made From Insects Will Feed Underfed Populations

(Thanks to coscolo)

WE SAW PHF OPEN FOR THE BANGLES

Human Hair Confirmed in Prehistoric Hyena Feces

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

IT COULD HAPPEN

Switzerland prepares to be attacked by France.

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown, Loudmouth, Bill Hudgins, Allen at Division and Mag Last)

 
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