It began years ago as a stupid little joke, But somehow, incredibly, it has grown into a much larger stupid joke, a phenomenon that has spread around the world, like the Internet, or twerking. It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day, the day when we all going around saying "Arrrr!" and "Me hearties," and then "Arrrr!" again because we don't really know many pirate words. Neither did the pirates. That's why they're all gone.
But you're still here, me hearties. So: Arrrr.