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August 25, 2013

WE'RE SURE HE HAS HIS REASONS

Town police have responded to Paterson Plank Road on a report of a man using a long whip to whip cars but they have not yet found the person, officials said.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Because a bald guy dressed in black carrying a huge whip would be so hard to find.
I'm sure they checked the doughnut shop.

Indiana?

Update

Police have located the man who claims to be an original member of KISS.

They haven't yet located a man crazy or drunk enough to be doing this? I wonder how hard they tried?

You really want to find this guy, Sarge?

Hell, no. Do you?

Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Keep movin', movin', movin',
Though they're disapprovin',
Keep them doggies movin', Rawhide!

Go faster! Mush! Mush!

Come on, Jake. It's Secaucus.

Alright, the road rage has just GOT to get back under control.

I know Secaucus. Used to come through it on the bus from the Port Authority, en route to Clifton. And believe me, if anyone deserves to get their cars (and anything else handy) whipped, it's Secaucus.

Just a mistake.
He wanted a BMW but found a B&D.

A Devo fan!

When a new car comes along, you must whip it!

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