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August 28, 2013

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE COWSILLS

A gang of angry drunken elk barred a man from entering his home in suburban Stockholm on Tuesday, leaving the frightened homeowner no choice but to call police for help.

(Thanks to oneblankspace)

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There's nothing lower than a gang of drunk elks.

These service organizations are getting out of hand.

Note that in those parts, "elk" means "moose". Just makes it all the more terrifying.

Yup, they're clearly wearing their brown-gray colors.

Trying to find an English language version of the event, I discovered several results for «drunk moose sweden» from 2011.

I guess we now know why the møøse tried to bite my sister...

Omni, they would say in our parts elk means moose.

Angry Drunken Elk
Drunken Elk Gang
Five Drunken Elk & The Fermented Apples

You can't make this stuff up.

We have elk in Kentucky but they don't look that big and they must be Baptist.

Hey, we invented moose, back in the twenties. Henry Ford, I think it was. Or maybe Teddy Roosevelt.

The elk threesome was a disappointment.

Moose-ta been the Drunken Elk Gang, notorious Scandinavian foes of the Wudang, and masters of Fallen Apple Style. Never bork around with the Drunken Elks.

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