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August 29, 2013

IF THEY WERE REALLY SMART, THEY'D STOP TASTING SO GOOD

Vegan scientists: pigs smart as dogs

(Thanks to Alberto Mengoni, who says "Then we can feel relieved that we reduce them to salami.")

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And much tastier!

They are very smart - they have figured out how to use blankets.

A quote from _Pulp Fiction_ comes to mind:

Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

Yet we have Spam, and not Spog.

So then the vegan scientists are OK with us eating dumb chickens, (amazingly) dumb turkeys, (excruciatingly) dumb sheep, right?

Life on Earth is from Mars, but pigs are from Vega? I'm confused.

They can't be that smart. Dogs and cats have learned to keep their friends close and their enemies closer. Pigs, evidently, have not.

Is this true of ALL pigs and ALL dogs? cuz my dog's pretty dumb.

I agree with this if the colon is removed from that headline and replaced with a comma. Vegan scientists are usually as smart as dogs, almost, anyway. Pigs, I don't know about.

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