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August 29, 2013

I FOUGHT THE LAW, AND I ALSO *WAS* THE LAW

Rival campers who opened fire turn out to be sheriff's deputies

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

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"Alcohol is suspected," Whitmore said.

No, really?

"Officers have we had a little too much to drink tonight?"

"I had one can of beer about 12 hours ago and responded to the scene and fired at the can. He fired at his six cans and appears to be a little chemically incovienenced in need of a blood test."

I fought the law, and the law won.

That's why guns should be restricted to professionals. Oh, wait. Never mind.

Straight from 12th grade into junior college
Buddy, buddy, buddy I passed my exam
They’re making me a law enforcement person
Got me a gun and a badge, I’m a man...

The loud music that prompted the dispute MUST have been by a certain Manilow who shall remain nameless.

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