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August 23, 2013


Helicopter Lands At Salisbury Strip Club To Deliver Tiny Exotic Dancer

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)


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Headline: Big Arrival for Little Person

Tiny Exotic Dancer sounds like an Elton John cover

England! It was probably just a diplomatic aircraft.

Ultima ratio regum.

it WAS an EJ song. Hold me closer, tiny dancer... etc. dont wanna say too much more, an earworm could loom.

Salisbury, MA is about as run down and sleazy a seashore town as there is.
Not surprised it happened there.

What's this about Tony Danza...?

Ah, Salisbury, Mass? That'll teach me to read the actual article.

Wow! First time that's happened in Salisbury in less than a year. No wonder the chief is astonished.

I picture Tim Conway in drag doing a "Dorf on Disrobing".

I used to date a midget stripper. Man I was Nuts over her!

For some reason, this reminds me of the episode of Friends when Danny DeVito was the stripper for Pheobe's batchelorette party.

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